Yo I've Been to the Year 3000

Cosby Show vs. Full House.

2008-11-14T12:09:00.000-08:00

OK I am doing another vs.

Well I like the Cosby show more than Full House (I bet that is going to be a shock to dad). The first reason is it is more funny than Full House. Second, it has Raven which is so much funnier than Joey. Bill Cosby is funnier than all of them. So you can comment now. Which show do you like better?

2008-11-02T08:03:00.000-08:00

Time for another question.

Q. If you could have any super power what would it be?

A Day at the Zoo

2008-10-22T08:30:00.000-07:00

The zoo was really fun. Frist we saw tiny bats. They mostly flew. Then we saw scaly snakes. They were slithering a lot. We saw fury otters that swam for a long time. Then we saw big lazy crocodiles. They just layed there all day. Then we saw small frogs. They just hopped on the wall and got stuck on the wall. Last we saw a black bear that just slept all day. The zoo trip was really fun.

chapter 2

2008-10-10T12:45:00.000-07:00

chapter 2. Fishy man was flying through the air on a skate board he made. Then he heArd a voice in the air. It was a little girl crying because her little kitty was in a tree. So he went down to pick up the tree and shake it so the little kitty would be on the ground.

Food and water.

2008-10-07T11:24:00.000-07:00

Q. If you were stranded on a deserted island what would be your drink and food?

the adventures of fishey man

2008-09-26T12:46:00.000-07:00

chapter 1. It was a dark and stormy night . A scientist was up late working on an experiment. It was a top secret mission. But meanwhile by the shore was a little blue fish swimming. The scientist went to pour some super juice into the trash by the beach. But then he tripped and it fell in to the water and the fish swam through it. Weird things were happening to the fish. It started to do weird thinges. So it jumped out of the water and began its adventure to stop crime.

The Fat Man and the Moon

2008-09-05T09:10:00.000-07:00

Once there was a man that wanted to go to space so he could eat the moon(he was a fat man). So he made a rocket. He brought lots of crackers. So he shot himself in space. When he was about to eat a bite he noticed that it wasn't cheese, it was rock. So he went back to earth. He was very mad that he wasted his money. the end

What do you hate.

2008-08-22T17:57:00.000-07:00

I really hate the sound of this marker. It is a squeaky sound and my dad said to day.hay anson do you like this sound(or something like that). so I am going to ask you something.

Q. What do you hate?

PS.I know what my mom is going to say ROACHES!

2008-08-06T08:53:00.000-07:00

I know I haven't written in a long time so here I go. I am going to ask questions.

Q. what do you get from sonic?

So please rite comments or I will cry my head off.

Guitar Hero win's and it won bad

2007-09-09T11:22:00.000-07:00

Guitar Hero wins. The score was

Guitar Hero 20

and Karaoke Revolution 9

Thanks for playing!

Guitar Hero vs Karaoke Revolution.

2007-09-04T17:48:00.000-07:00

O.K. Matt brought a game called guitar hero and we like it a hole bunch. Now I am going to tell you what you do.

I am going to tell you what the colors are. They are green, red, yellow, blue, and orange. O.K. if you do easy you are going to have to press green, red, and yellow and there is going to be five circles at the bottom. And on medium you press the button to the right of the yellow button and if you are on hard you press the button to the right of the blue and if you are on expert you have to press all of the buttons and you have to press like three buttons at one time so if you need more information come to us and we will bring you to Matt and Erin's house O.K.

Now let me get on to Karaoke Revolution. O.K. Charlie Apel let us borrow karaoke revolution and Matt, Erin, Brock, Megan, Chad, Mom, and Dad played it. Now I am going to tell you what you have to do O.K.

what you do is you have to sing at the right note and if you are on story mode you can get booed off but if you are on quick play you can not get booed off. On quick play you can win stuff but you have to have a PS2 and you have to have a controller to play

If you have played these games which one is your favorite? If you have not played them which one would you want to play the most?

Now you must comment and when people stop commenting on my blog i am going to write what game wins so start commenting now.

Thanks.

So Few More Times to Relish

2007-06-07T20:47:00.001-07:00

I've been warned that at one point, kids stop saying funny things...you know...mixing up their words and things.

The time is dawning for Anson.

Not only does he love being correct, he's so stinking smart and articulate that we've had very few of these moments in general as he has been growing up.

As of now, I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE when he means to say, "He misunderstood me," he says, "He mis-mistaked me."

LOVE IT.

I can't help but hug him and cherish these times that are slipping by far too quickly.

This may be the last word he gets mixed up and confused.

I wanted to remember it forever.

Such a precious boy.

Chapter 2 The Picture that Came to Life

2007-04-20T14:35:00.000-07:00

One day Little Bo Peep and Mothia were going home, but then they forgot that their principal was still Super Light Bulb with a Diaper. The next they met a boy with a magic pen, but they just remembered that their principal was still Super Light Bulb with a Diaper. They still wanted their principal to be Super Light Bulb with a Diaper, so they asked the kid if they could borrow his pen. Mothia said, "Ok, but take good care of it." "We will take good care of it," said Mothia. "Ok, you can have it," said the boy. "Thank you" said Little Bo Peep and Mothia.

So, they drew their principal on the wall and he came to life, so now there's a principal and Super Light Bulb with a Diaper that actually isn't the principal anymore. They were now, two separate people. So their problems were solved. At least you think they were.

The Big Bad Little Red Riding Hood

2007-04-11T08:28:00.000-07:00

Ok, you think Little Red Riding Hood is the sweetest little girl and the wolf is just a big blobbidy mouth, but here's my view of the story...the wolf's view.

Ok, Little Red Riding Hood was walking in the woods. Then she stopped. She didn't want to go to her granny's house. She wanted to bungie jump. She meets me, the wolf, and has the nerve to ask me...."Can you take this basket to my grandma? I want to bungie jump. I don't want to go to my grandma's house, cause she's ugly." See, she is not nice!

Well, she's bungie jumping, bungie jumping, bungie jumping and then while she's jumping, she dies cause she falls down onto the ground. So, I gobble her up because you can't just waste food. That's pooey. So, I had to eat her. I'm a wolf! What do you think? Wolves are supposed to eat vegetables?

So now I have this basket and I need to bring it to granny. I knock on her door, but then a hunter sees me and assumes I'm the big bad wolf, out of the three little pigs, but I'm a different wolf. He tries to shoot me, but instead he shoots granny and now granny is dead. So, then I had to eat her up, cause you can't just waste food. The hunter gets to the house, knocks on the door, then the door is open, so then he comes in, gets his gun and hits me in the head. And I'm like, "What did you do that for?" Then I'm knocked out. He cuts me open. Granny and Little Red Riding Hood, got out, but they were dead already. So I had to have a lots and lots and lots and lots of stitches. I was in the hospital for like 2000 years all because of a ratty kid I met in the woods.

So I hope this clears this story that I am innocent! The problem in the story is that Little Red Riding Hood is bad, not me.

What is Easter

2007-04-08T10:16:00.000-07:00

Good Friday, I know that Jesus died on the cross for our sins.

He was buried, that he was raised, on the third day according to the scriptures. That's a verse in the Bible. It's in the New Testament.

Why is it called Good Friday anyway? I don't have no idea why on Earth it's called Good Friday. On that day Jesus got beaten up, whipped and died on the cross. Then they started making fun of him, put a big crown on him with thorns on him...and then he was dead. The only reason why it is good is because he died on the cross for our sins so that we could go to heaven and we'll know how to live right.

He rose again three days later. Right now He's in heaven.

Happy Easter!

If We Lived In Ancient Greece

2007-03-31T19:00:00.000-07:00

Today my parents told me we were moving.

We could either move to Athens or Sparta. I could decide. I picked Athens. The reasons why I want to live in Athens is because there is a democracy, which means that there is a government ruled by people. A democracy is cool because a democracy is more fair. In Athens I would get really, really smart. And, people are kind to women.

I would NOT want to live in Sparta because you have to train when you are 7. So, you miss your parents. You go away to train. They make you swim in freezing cold water, give you a tiny bit of food and you have to wrestle a lot. I would miss my parents a lot.

Adventures of Super Lightbulb With A Diaper

2007-03-28T09:07:00.000-07:00

CHAPTER 1

Once upon a time there was a boy who liked to play jokes, crack pranks, and make comic books. The comic books were called The Adventures of Super Light Bulb with a Diaper. Then, there was a school called Wake Up San Francisco and Go Poop. The principal was really, really, really, really stinky. Then there was a kid named Little Bo Peep who had a friend named Mothia. So then, Little Bo Peep went to the school that was called Wake Up San Francisco and Go Poop. They do so much practical pranks, and then the biggest one is putting diapers on their principal! Their principal’s name was Captain Stinky. They get in trouble, so, so, so, so much. Their principal got one of them to read the newspaper to him. They find in the newspaper a Hyptno Pretzel! They buy the Hyptno Pretzel. Then, they hypnotize their principal into Captain Light Bulb with a Diaper! Then they say, “You will obey every command we say.” The command was “Little Bo Peep and Mothia are the best students ever.” When their principal woke up, he gave Little Bo Peep and Mothia a snack during class. He thought they were the best kids ever.

That’s what you call a comedy people.

Boo-ya.

A Day at the Zoo

2007-03-09T15:14:00.000-08:00

I went to the zoo with the Henrys. The zoo was in Waco. This is me and Patrick being silly. He's weird.

Do you see me? I'm throwing up...just my throw up is invisible.

That's me and Patrick drinking our Capri Sun. We needed a break, so we got a drink.

That's a giraffe eating. They have really tall necks. They have really long tongues.

That's some elephants. That is the biggest land animal in the world. The biggest animal is the blue whale. Elephants have big ears to cool themselves off. Elephants are called pachyderms.

We got to see Cheetahs and Harry Potter's owl.

It took a long time to get there, and I drove Mrs. Melodi crazy.

The monkey on the tight rope wasn't out.

2007-02-21T13:04:00.000-08:00

If I was President of the United States...

Well, I could only be President two times, which is 8 years.

I would live in the White House. I would bowl in the White House. I would practice every day for eight years. And I would be really good. And when I was all done being president, I would be a pro bowler even though I would only be 15.

I would spend the money on great stuff, which the money would be 250,000.

I would say video games must be $20, $10 or $5. People have to make their own hamburgers and eat them every day. Patrick has to try rice. And Patrick has to eat cheese, too! Well, he has to eat almost everything that's food.

I would get me a plasma TV.

I would say everyone had to get a plasma TV.

I would say that everyone had to go to church everyday and if they didn't they would be thrown to the sharks.

You have to be 35 years old to be president, but if I was 7, I would have to pay lots and lots and lots of extra tax to get to be president.

Madagascar Book Review

2007-01-24T13:23:00.000-08:00

This is a book. Or else, why would I be writing a book review about a movie? Huh? The animals live in the New York Zoo. What happens is Marty wants to go to the wild. They get boxed up in crates...dusty old, poopy crates. Poopy I didn't really mean. Then something strange happens, really strange. They get to AFRICA! PARTY!! Sorry people. The characters in this book are Marty, the zebra, Alex, the lion, Gloria, the hippo, and Melman, the giraffe. He's weird and he's a hypochondriac which means, you think there is always something wrong with you. Alex doesn't like that they are in Africa. They get their problems worked out and learn how to live in the wild. I get $4 today. $3 for book reports and $1 for saying ALL of the Old Testament books! That's crack-a-lackin!

Arthur Accused Book Review

2007-01-24T13:18:00.000-08:00

In this book Arthur gets accused of losing quarters. Buster is being a detective. Arthur isn't going to get to go to the picnic unless he finds the quarters in time. Buster figured out that the quarters were in Mrs. McGrady's brownies! Those were some rich brownies. Get it? I liked this book. I like that Mark Brown makes these books. He writes all three of his kid's names in the chapter books.

Lion Witch and the Wardrobe Book Review

2007-01-24T13:03:00.000-08:00

I like Narnia. This book was about Narnia. The main characters in the book are Peter, Susan, Edmond and Lucy. They all go to a house and find a wardrobe. It's got cool stuff. They were playing hide and go seek. Lucy hid in the wardrobe. She walked through coats. Then, she was in Narnia. The others go through the wardrobe too. In Narnia Edmond goes to the White Witch. I don't really know about him. He seems kind of obnoxious. The kids are trying to get to Aslan. The problem in Narnia is that the White Witch rules. She's made it only winter. The White Witch makes Edmond a slave. The law says that she can kill a slave unless someone takes their place. Aslan takes his place. Some time later, Aslan came back to life, just like Jesus. Then they go to the White Witch and she dies. Aslan defeats her. Lucy becomes a princess. Edmond becomes a Knight. Susan becomes Queen. And you know what Peter is...King. That's the only thing. I think this book is kind of weird, but I really like it. My favorite part of the book was the party after the White Witch died. I want to read the rest of these. Yeah baby.

Two New Things

2007-01-05T14:12:00.000-08:00

I got my tooth knocked out in the country, in Brenham at my Aunt Lynsey and Aunt Debbie's house. You can find me there. Not really. I was running and I ran into a barb wire fence and got my tooth knocked out. There was blood all over me. Everyone took me inside and looked at my mouth. I was feeling horrible. I was screaming so hard, I give it a million thumbs down. I did get calmed down. Took a bath. Got naked. Talked to my mom. Then I went outside and watched the fire works...and I also did some! Now my other tooth is loose and it's about to come out. I've been working on it ever since school started. It got really loose in bed last night. Because my mouth has been all swollen, I've been SLOBBERING!

I ate sushi! How exciting is that! I was wanting to do it. I didn't really have a reason why. I tried it, and I think everybody should eat it in the whole world. It sort of tasted like rice. I dipped it in soy sauce. It was good. I give it two chopsticks up.

Tagged!

2006-12-04T16:15:00.000-08:00

Mrs Chelsea is evil! She tagged me. That means I have to tell five things about myself.

Here are my five things:

1. I've been to Mexico four times in my life ... and I'm only seven!

2. I really like organizing things. I organize my Pokemon cards. And I want to organize all the movies in our house to put them in alphabetical order.

3. My favorite school subject is math.

4. I really HATE the noise that a chip bag makes when you open it.

5. My first word was "duck." I said "duck" when I was only six months old.

Since this game is called tag, I'll tag five people.
My five people are: Dad, Hayden, D.O., Matt Graham, Aunt Lynsey (but she'll have to comment on my blog since she doesn't have a blog of her own.)

What Would You Have to Have?

2006-12-01T13:59:00.000-08:00

In 1620 the Pilgrims set sail on the Mayflower. The trip took 2 months.

The longest trip I've ever taken was 24 hours on a bus to Mexico.

If I were sailing for two months on the Mayflower, I would pack all these things in my suitcase.

Socks, underwear, my dog, Hayden (I would put him in a suitcase!), a computer, a TV with a DVD and VCR, Monster House, Nacho Libre, Wizard of Oz, A Wrinkle in Time, Captain Underpants books, Hank the Cowdog books, Narnia books, CD player, KJ52 CD, Underoath CD, Lecrae, my MP3 player, my xbox, a blanket, pillow, chex mix, vanilla wafers, root beer, Sprite, Capri Suns, juice, sweet tea and my family.

Hayden would pack, costumes, stuffed animals, game boy, his blanket, his CD player, his whole drum set, Lego Star Wars game, pop tarts, BBQ chips, tacos, sandwiches, coloring book, and a map.

Ashton would pack cars, his blankie, his pacifier, his cards, Attacktics, cookies and cakes.

Danny would pack his blankie, his shoes, his doggy, his baby and lots of food.

Dad would pack cookies, milk, coke, books, satellite and DVR so he could watch, Mythbusters, Jimmy Neutron, Monk, Scrubs, his guitar, his electric guitar, lots of CD's and fishing poles.

Mom would pack Gilmore Girls, us, books, her Bible, pizza, salad, water, blankets and clothes and the toilet.

So what would you pack?

2006-11-17T14:20:00.000-08:00

Once upon a time there was a 100 year old man. He liked to fight. He fighted so much that he would go like, “Hey, wanna piece of me” then he would punch people in the stomach. His name was Tooter. He wears a muscle shirt and pants. And he sleeps with nothing on him at night. Not even his underwear. Old people toot a lot. They drive so slow too.

He even does pillow fights, and on the trampoline, he will go up to people and he will say, “Hey, look up” and then he will do a belly flop on them. The old man gets arrested a lot because he does too many bad stuff to people. To get him good, he gets hit by an asteroid that is as big as Jupiter. Actually, it’s as big as Pluto. So Tooter gets knocked out. And he forgets all about that bad stuff, like fighting and all that stuff, and that’s how he turns good. He doesn’t get arrested so much because he doesn’t fight as much. He worked at a museum and lived happily ever after.

What a dumb idea!

2006-11-01T14:11:00.000-08:00

Here’s the problem with Cinderella:

I think it was so dumb that the prince would try the slipper on all the girls because what about if it could fit on one of them, (but we already know it’s Cinderella)? What if it would have fit on the wrong girl? He would think she was the beautiful girl but it really wasn’t! Then he would marry the wrong one. That would be dumb if he did.

So, here’s what the prince should have done instead:

He should have gone to his dad to ask him what would be a good plan, so his dad could tell him a good idea because it says in the Bible listen to older people that loves Jesus and get advice from them.

So, I called my dad and asked him what he would have done.

My dad said maybe the carriage drove away, but it left its marks, so the prince could just follow the marks to the house. And, he could have gone to the police so they could see if there were any fingerprints.

I asked my mom and she said:

“The prince should be blindfolded…and then all the girls from the kingdom should be brought to the castle. Then, he should dance with them and talk to them again to see if he could tell who the girl was by remembering how lovely she danced, and by recognizing her sweet voice.”

So, after listening to their advice, I decided to call the police. They could try and find some fingerprints of the beautiful girl. Finding the tracks wouldn’t work because it striked midnight and the carriage turned back into a pumpkin right outside the castle. So that’s why I can’t do that one.

So, let’s say that after the beautiful lady disappeared, instead of trying to find the girl whose foot fit in a shoe, he called the police. The police came and seed if there were any fingerprints. There was fingerprints! So all the girls had to get their fingerprints taken, but the prince did not tell them why. The evil step mother thought there was like a thief, so she made Cinderella have her fingerprints taken because she thought maybe she would go to jail. Cinderella is the one that has the same fingerprints so she gets married to the prince and they live happily ever after.

Arthur and the Race to Read

2006-10-27T14:21:00.000-07:00

This book is about well, I’m not sure if it’s more about racing or reading. Arthur and his friends, Fern and Binkie, Francine, Buster, the Brain (his real name is Allen) are training to run a race for money for literacy. So, they are racing, la, la, la, la, I'm running, I'm running...and Arthur doesn't really like running. He doesn't really like exercising. He likes sleeping in, like me. My favorite part of the book was Arthur, cause he does stuff that I do. He sleeps in and he likes to sleep in like me. I would sleep in every day if my mom would let me, but she's always evil. Good thing my mom works at church.

Renaissance Festival

2006-10-27T14:04:00.000-07:00

On Tuesday, we went to the Renaissance Festival. What we did was, we were going to see Dead Bob, but we didn’t get to see it. And, we a show where they ate mud, played in mud, and had a competition in mud. I didn’t want it to get on me, but I didn’t think it was so gross that they ate it. We went to see jugglers. One of them, put a cup of milk on his forehead and he putted it on the floor, standed it up, got the drink, with out ever using his hands…and then, he got the drink, with his mouth and he drank it and the milk shot out of his NOSE!

It was fun to see my friends there like Jalie, Tyler, Kaycee, Patrick, Hannah, John Mark, and Mrs. Melodi. It was also great that my family went together. That was so great. I was glad that dad took 2 days off.

My favorite part of the day was the dragon what-a-ma-jig. You had to get a dragon egg, then put it in this thingy and then you say, “Roll ball roll” then it would hit the egg, smash it, then it would say something on the inside. Whatever it said, you got to pick whatever it was! My egg said dragon statue, so I got a dragon! It is red. Let’s all say red. Red. Red.

I think we should go to this every year, but if it was open every day, I would want us to go every day.

Cub Scout Camp Out

2006-10-27T13:44:00.000-07:00

I went to camp and it was only for cub scouts. I mean it.

Mr. Matt and Luke came and got me and I had to get up at like 8 in the morning on a Saturday. That is my sleep in day. So, I was not very happy about that...but then, when I got there, I was glad I got up early to go. I got to do all kind of games, and I got to earn a badge.

This is a picture of me doing archery. I think it was pretty fun, that I may be buying a bow and arrow! I earned my archery badge, just they haven't given it to me yet.

This game is where we sort of like played bowling, but, we kick the soccer ball to knock down the bowling pins, that were bottles.

This is a three legged race. It was so hard!

At this time, I was only eating a snack, but snacks are my favorite things in about the whole wide world.

The Fish Prince

2006-10-16T17:13:00.000-07:00

Once upon a time there was a princess, named Isabella. But, she really was a witch disguised as a princess. The witch princess had heard there was a magic prince fish in a nearby pond. So, the princess witch goes to the pond because they say if a princess cries in the pond with the magic fish, they will be getting one wish every time. So, the first time she went crying in the pond and the fish thought she was a princess, so she got one wish. The wish was that she would be having a beautiful garden. She got the wish. The next month she went into the garden the second time and cried in the pond. Again, the fish thought she was a princess because she was disguised as one, but she was really a witch. So, he gave her a wish. This wished for a big house and owning land. She got it. A month later she came back to the pond. This time, she wished the fish would die. But the fish did not die because the witch did not know that the fish prince was having eternal life and that another witch had put an evil spell on him, making him a fish, but this spell could be broken if a witch wished on the fish. Once a witch wished on the fish, the fish could now have three wishes himself. The prince fish now knew that the princess wasn’t a princess. It was a witch in a disguise. So, after the prince fish found out that the princess was really a witch, he wished for her to be shriveled up, a mother bird get her and the mother bird feed the witch to her baby birds. He wished and it happened. Then he wished he would be human. He turned into a human, but he couldn’t swim. So, he drowns in the pond. Once he’s dead, he turns back into the fish and he still has one wish left. That wish was for him to jump out of the pond. He jumps out of the pond and gets dead on the ground because fish can’t live on the ground, they have to live in water. Too bad he didn’t pay attention in school! So Princess Emma comes along, sees the fish and cries because she loves animals. Her tears got on the fish and the fish turns back into a real prince and they lived happily ever after.

The Enchanted Pig

2006-10-11T12:54:00.000-07:00

Once upon a time there were three princes. One of the princes was enchanted. A magic wolf put a spell on the prince. The spell was that the prince had to stay a pig until he got married. So the pig tried to look as handsome as he could by putting on a tuxedo, put his hair flat, he brushed his teeth, put cologne on him, and put some deodorant on. Then he went out looking for a lady pig because he knew a fairy that could change the lady pig into a human princess. Finally he found a pig that was a girl at the zoo. The girl pig wants to marry him because she has the same spell as the boy pig has on him. So the boy pig says, “Do you want to marry me?” Then the girl pig says, “Yes, I would love to.” Then the boy pig gives the girl pig an engagement necklace because pigs can’t wear rings, silly. Then they got married. (I should have told you a little while back in the story, but the girl pig was really having a spell on her, but the boy pig didn’t really know that she had a spell on her.) They get married and both of their spells get broken. The boy pig turns into the prince and the girl pig turns into a princess. The prince gets a wish and his wish is he wishes he has a huge tower that’s 1,000 feet big. Because the magic wolf said whenever you have breakin the spell you get a wish. And that’s what he wished for is a 1000 feet big castle. And they lived happily ever after in their 1,000 feet big castle. Oink. Oink. That means the end.

Happy Birthday Biscuits

2006-09-28T07:04:00.000-07:00

Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you.
Happy Birthday dear Anson, Happy Birthday to you!

We had birthday biscuits with candles this morning to kick off Anson's 7th year.

Anson says, now that he's 7 he feels faster and smarter.

Now that he's seven, he wants to get a pocket knife (in the works).

And he wants to hunt.

Commander Toad and the Dis-asteroid

2006-09-27T13:04:00.000-07:00

This book is about a toad and a dove. A dove is a bird. Yee-haw.

They caught all kinds of sorts of beans...black beans, french beans, green beans, jelly beans, jumping beans, runner beans, string beans, yellow beans...well they just got a lot of weird beans. So, my favorite part is when it said...

The characters in this book are named, Mayor Dove, Commander Toad, Lieutenant Lily, Mr. Hop, Old Doc Peeper. My favorite character is Commander Toad and my other favorite part was when it said, "An apple a day, keeps the doctor away!" That means, if you eat an apple a day, you're healthy, so the doctor doesn't have to do any work that day.

I think people should read this book because it is the funniest book in the whole world...not really, but you should read.

Word to your Old Doc Peeper,

Anson

Anson's Book Review

2006-09-25T14:46:00.000-07:00

This book is about toads, monsters, secret agents, disguises...and that was pretty much it. They are looking for Mr. 0071/2 who is Commander's Toad's cousin. He's in a disguise. There are 5 monsters...or four. They have to figure out which one is Mr. 0071/2. They do a little contest. They do a few contests, but the last contest, they know who it is. It's this one with a horn. They know it's him because there were flies in the grass, and the one that eated them would be the one! My favorite character in this book is Commander Toad. I like him because he is so funny.

Anson is Funny!

2006-09-22T21:54:00.000-07:00

I appreciate elephants because:

They are so big
They are so nice
I like that they eat peanuts
I like that they shoot water at people
I like that their trunk is a lot like a bazooka
If I had a pet elephant I would only feed it peanuts and I would name him Elephanty.

A Night at the Soupus

2006-09-21T07:41:00.000-07:00

Last night we went to the circus, I mean soupus. We took Patrick, Hannah and Joseph. Me and Patrick were just talking about movies. PG13 ones. I want to watch PG13.

When we got there we saw it was in a building! There was no tent! Now what do you call a circus with no tent? It IS a soupus.

A clown turned two ropes into Tide. The same clown acted like he was the strongest person. I got to go up on the stage. We pulled the ropes and we couldn’t do it at first, but then two strong, strong, strong dads came along and pulled. The clown could not take the pressure, so he had to let go. That was my favorite part.

Hannah, Patrick and Joseph acted like they loved it. Mom and dad were laughing.

A soupus is different from a circus because they do not have any animals, pretty much, they don’t have any tight walkers, well, they don’t have pretty much anything a circus has. But it still is super fun. Bye bye all you people.

Operation Get a Patch

2006-09-20T09:23:00.000-07:00

Hi Everyone,

I’m in Cub Scouts! I’m so excited! I got my book just yesterday. We get to learn sign language, get patches, you get to collect stuff…well, you just get to do all sorts of neat stuff.

We are doing a fundraiser.

My goal is to fill up my sheet. If I do, I get a patch!

Now, I know this popcorn is really expensive…like I don’t know why someone would pay 50 bucks for popcorn. So, if you want to just buy the cheap popcorn, which is 8 bucks, that’s ok. Here is what I’m selling:

Carmel Corn with Peanuts
11 oz. For $8

15 Pack of Microwave Popcorn Light or Butter
$12

15 Pack of Kettle Corn Microwave Popcorn
$16

Chocolatey Carmel Crunch
24 oz. For $16

Gourmet Carmel Corn with Almonds and Pecans
26 oz. For $17

Cheese Lover’s Delight
(3) 7 oz. Bags for $30

Three Way Tin of Cheddar
(7 oz), Caramel (24 oz) and Chocolate Popcorn (22 oz)
$40

Five Way Chocolate Lover’s Tin
Chocolatey Carmel Crunch (20 oz)
White Chocolate Carmel Crunch (20 oz)
Chocolatey Pretzels (18 oz)
White Chocolatey Pretzels (18 oz)
Chocolatey Peanut Clusters (12 oz)
$50

I need 25 people to order to fill up my form!

PLEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?

You can email my mom if you want to order, or leave your order as a comment on my blog!

If Homey Could Talk

2006-09-18T19:01:00.000-07:00

Once upon a time there was a little boy named Anson. The little boy named Anson, had a dog named Homey. Anson had three eyeballs. So, he went to feed his dog, Homey and that’s when he figured out he could talk! Sometimes he would tell him, “Squawk, squawk, squawker, squawk” like a parrot! Squawk, squawk, squawker, squawk means, “How are you doing today and give me some food!” So Anson said, “Did you drink some mutant juice yesterday?” He said, “I only drank some water. What do you think I drank yesterday?” Actually, Anson found out that Homey ate a parrot and that’s why he is talking like a parrot. He has to go to the vet. And, they have to put him to sleep and put their hand all the way through to the stomach and get the parrot. The parrot is really healthy! The End.

Cool Music

2006-09-12T07:26:00.000-07:00

I really like this. It's from neopets.com.

Book Report

2006-09-11T19:12:00.000-07:00

This book is about Columbus. He set sail to India but when they got there, it wasn’t India! It was really the Bahamas. What I really like about this book is they sailed to India, but they got to the Bahamas. That’s what part I think is funny. Every time you turned the page, there would be words on the top on one page…and the other page would have NO WORDS!! I liked that. I think people should read this because it is really cool and funny. And it rhymes. The End. I get 3 dollars for my 3 book reports!!

Book Review

2006-09-11T19:07:00.000-07:00

This book is about baseball cards under the water. This kid is a collector. He collects baseball cards, toys and comics. His friend, Kenneth is a collector too. Kenneth builds a car submarine. They go under the water. They see fish and merkids. Kenneth has this cool place under the water. They go to that place because Kenneth has all this cool stuff under the water in that place. The characters in this book were Kenneth and Roger. My favorite part was when Roger found the 20,000 baseball cards under the sea, and when he got his Corvette. I think other people should read this book because it’s really cool.

Book Review

2006-09-11T18:59:00.000-07:00

This story is about guinea pigs. They live in The Natural Pet Shop. They get out. Needleman buys them. Needleman lost them. They were out in the wild with almost nothing to eat. They met a stinky, big fat rat and a squirrel with bucker teeth. I have no idea what the ending was because it said to be continued. The characters in this book were Allen, Leon and Brooks. My favorite part was…I didn’t really get a favorite part. I think other people should read this book because it’s a lot like a comic, just a chapter comic. Bye, bye all you people. And, I’m doing 2 MORE BOOK REPORTS!!!

Tower of Babel?

2006-09-07T12:43:00.000-07:00

Once upon a time there was a little boy named Anson. He likes building stuff. One day he built something so big, it was almost as big as the Eiffel Tower. He would go to Mexico to find stuff and it was always something bad. My head gets turned around. It gets squeezed. I have to sit with the bully in school. He always will go to Turkey. So, he built the Eiffel Tower, but he built it so high, he couldn’t get down. His ladder fell down. So, what’s he going to do? Well, good question. This airplane comes and just picks him up. That’s how he gets down. But, his other friend got stuck up. His name was cook-a-lock-a. Cook-a-lock-a-lock-a-poop-a-lock-a. So, the airplane comes and picks up his friend again. So they are both down, and they never went to build something that big ever that big again. The End.

2006-08-24T08:07:00.000-07:00

Once upon a time there was a monster and he was scary. Everybody ran away. He was so scary nobody wanted to see him, so they all moved to New York. Everybody except Anson. He was never ever ever scared. He called all the people and telled them to come back. He went to find the monster all over the world, but he was in New York. So, finally, Anson got to New York. He went and found the monster. He was going to not be scared, but the monster shoots some things that make someone scared power…so that made him get scared. But, it wore off in 10 days. So, on the 11th day, he went and found the bad guy and he beated him up. Then they all lived happy with no monsters ever again. The End.

Happy Times

2006-08-22T08:12:00.000-07:00

When I got baptized, I was showing people that I love Jesus. You have to get baptized if you believe in Jesus, that he died on the cross and rose three days later. He sacrificed himself for us. I’m wanting Jesus to be the boss of my life.

On Sunday I had to go to a meeting because if you want to get baptized, you have to go to the meeting. In the class, Pastor Butch picked me up and put me in the chair, then leaned me down to show me how you get baptized.

When church started it was outside. I liked it that day. Pastor Butch picked me up and set me down and there was a little stair that I stepped on. Then, Pastor Butch grabbed my arm and pulled me down. I was glad I got baptized. I was wanting to get baptized a really, really, long time, but dad wouldn’t let me cause I didn’t really know what it meant.

Me and Sarah Lynn had a seed fight…and I won.

Who Will Marry EJ?

2006-08-17T19:58:00.000-07:00

Here is EJ.

I want him to have a wife.

Girls should like EJ because:

He plays dodge ball.

He loves Jesus.

He’s fun to play with.

He’s funny.

He’s cool.

He looks like he takes showers.

Well, not always.

I think he will be a good husband because:

He’s cool and funny!

He will work.

Get groceries.

Get gas.

Mow the yard.

Weed the weeds.

I think EJ’s wife needs to be a girl who:

Loves Jesus and is a Christian.

Be a really good mom, like cook and get her kids drinks and get them snacks, change their diapers, give the babies milk, go to church whenever EJ needs her to

Do what the Bible says.

Smells good

Will obey him.

We’re going to put a vote, then write them on the chalk board. Then, we’ll find three that we want, then the people will vote again on one of those girls…then whoever has the most votes wins to be EJ’s wife.

I’m going to be looking around to see which one I would vote for.

Principal for a Day

2006-08-17T12:52:00.000-07:00

If I was principal for the day I would let there be a pizza stand and an ice cream stand and a hamburger stand and a McDonalds…and Jack in the Box. I would make all the teachers get a demeriment and no school for the rest of the day. And, you could be naked at the school. And, you could have a food fight, make inventions, like the patty 2000. The Patty 2000 is just something that takes something that’s a toy and makes into real life. And you can make robots. My name if I was a principal would be kakkalakkalakkapoopoo head…and smelly bunny feet. And, you could fill the school half way up with water and you can ride a motor boat, or anything that floats on the water, or at least swim. So, does anyone want me to be their school principal? Done.

Sick

2006-08-11T08:45:00.000-07:00

I’ve been really, really, really, really, really, really, really sick.

I had to take a blood test. They put a needle in my arm. It’s called a butterfly needle. They had to stick me two times, and they promised ONE. I didn’t look at my blood because it would make me cry.

Then I had to tee tee in a cup. Some of it got all over dad’s hand! He had to wash his hands. It was funny.

Then I had to go to the emergency room. First it was 105.7. Then, when we got there it was 104 point something. We were scared. Well, I wasn’t. My mom was. She was actually terrified.

When we left, my fever was 102. Lots of people came. Hayden prayed for me. God taked care of me.

The next day, Hayden and Ashton wanted to see me. They gave me lots and lots and lots of love. Dad got me movies and books. The books he bought, and the movies he rented. Hannah brought me a book too! And mom gave me disgusting medicine. Bye, bye people.

Coffee Shops

2006-08-04T13:15:00.000-07:00

Last night my dad took me and Lukas to the coffee shop. It was my second time to go. The first time I went to see Matt Graham playing in his band, and Hayden was playing the drums.

Last night, I got two drinks. They were Italian Soda, but different flavors. One was cherry. One was orange. I liked them.

I talked to Mr. Allen, Mrs. Michele, Pastor Butch, Mr. Andy, Mr. Tim and Crystal.

This is what I think about coffee shops…

They have a lot of things that are cool. They have snacks, cookies, drinks, coffee, couches, upstairs, books, adult books, kid books, and money from all different countries.

I think people like going to coffee shops because they can get coffee, can study, do research and like hanging out.

When I get 18 (not 16, because they get into a lot of wrecks) I’m going to drive there and go there every day that’s my day off.

Coming Soon...

2006-07-31T16:30:00.000-07:00

"Juan" and "Jose" teach you to count to ten in Spanish.

A Movie For KK

2006-07-29T09:14:00.000-07:00

The kids acted out "Opposites" by Sandra Boynton.

Captain and Matey Set Sail Book Review

2006-07-28T14:09:00.000-07:00

This book is about two pirates and a parrot. My favorite part was when they were fighting over the treasure, when they didn't get even anything! They were still fighting over the thing that they wanted, then they just left it behind! The short pirate is named Captain. The big pirate is named Matey. Captain is real mean. He doesn't really like Matey very much. Matey likes Captain a lot cause he's real nice. The parrot doesn't really like both of them when they are real noisy. People should read this book. It's funny. Bye people.

Bad Guys Making Good Guys Wear Panty Hose

2006-07-26T13:06:00.000-07:00

Once upon a time there was two boys and they were some weirdos. They were Ashton and Hayden. They were superheroes and bad guys. They were villains. The two villains named Ashton and Hayden weared panty hose. And they were boys!

So all the good guys just laughed at the villains. So then the villains got a chance to punch and kick the good guys. Then the panty hose gave the villains super powers in their legs so they would kick really hard. Then they put the good guys in jail and made them have to wear panty hoses. The End.

How a fly becomes a walk

2006-07-25T14:31:00.000-07:00

I picked up a fly and took it's wings off. Then I let it just walk. And then I told Dad, "I took a fly's wings off and I told him now it was called a walk."

A Trip to the Farm

2006-07-17T18:03:00.000-07:00

I'm going to write a story before I go to bed, but right now, I just want to eat. So, here are the pictures for Emma and Jax. Tomorrow, you can read my story.

How to not be Scared of a Medium Sized Spider

First, you have to find a lot of spiders and usually look at them. Then, once you find a big one, you probably will be scared a little bit, but once it's a while, you won't be so scared.

Like today, we went to Aunt Debbie's farm, and Uncle Jason found a spider. We don't know what kind of spider it is, but we think it is a banana spider or a garden spider. Those can hurt your arm. It just feels like a little pinch. They don't bite. It's their legs. Well, first I didn't want to hold it. So, he was holding it. Then I touched it. Then it felt ok. Then I letted it crawl onto my hand. Then, I wasn't so scared.

I brought it home and putted it in the garden. It's gonna make a nest and we don't know if it is a boy or a girl.

And that's how. That's all. Bye.

Popeye Movie Review

2006-07-13T14:31:00.000-07:00

It’s all about Popeye. He’s trying to find his dad. He goes lookin after him. He meets a lady named Olive Oil. She is weird. She talks weird. Popeye is awesome. He’s strong, strong, strong, strong, strong. He punches people. Somebody traded a basket for a baby. They kept him. The baby whistles. Olive Oil gets stuck in this pipe dealy by Bluto. She says, “Help, help, help” in a funny way. Then Popeye comes to save her, but he doesn’t like spinach, but he had to eat it. He gets strong and punches this guy in the face. And, there was an octopus and he punched the octopus in the face. Popeye was my favorite character because he’s real strong. Other people should see this movie. Bye-bye ya’ll.

My Favorite Part of the Circus

2006-07-13T14:00:00.000-07:00

"My favorite part of the circus was when I got that cotton candy and stuck it on my face like a moustache and a beard."

Mom's note: Yes, Anson's favorite part of the circus was himself!

Ricky Ricotta's Mighty Robot Book Report

2006-07-08T11:03:00.000-07:00

I didn’t read this in order. I forgot to. This story was about a mouse and a huge robot. They fight evil. The bad guy was Dr. Stinky. He tried to destroy the world, like almost every bad guy. My favorite part was flip-o-rama. I was reading the Dr. Stinky parts in an evil way. Click below to hear my Dr. Stinky voice.

My Dr. Stinky Voice

2006-07-08T11:00:00.000-07:00

Cheaper by the Dozen Movie Review

2006-07-08T10:52:00.000-07:00

Last night we watched Cheaper by the Dozen 2 and ate watermelon. The movie is about a vacation. The two dads want to have a race. Lizzie does not like it there because it smells like murky lake water. I thought it was pretty cool that they had a huge family and 12 kids! My favorite part was when one of the kids runned in a Hotel, I think, then rolled onto the floor. Ashton thought that was Hayden, so we rewind it and watched it again. It did look like something Hayden would do! I like where the two dads fell off the house and into the lake. The doggy pushed the two dads over. Max and Lizzie was my favorite. They did funny stuff. I think other people should watch it.

Antz Movie Review

2006-07-05T19:09:00.000-07:00

I was at Grandpa’s house when I watched Antz. I didn’t like it so much. It didn’t have any funny parts. That’s why I didn’t like it. If it had a lot of funny parts it would be better. There were only ants in this movie. Z was my favorite ant. My favorite part was when they got on that island and Z wrote on a yellow jacket. This movie should be rated PG. I don’t think people should watch Antz.

Why the Mayans Disappeared

2006-06-28T18:24:00.000-07:00

Last summer me and my family went on vacation to Mexico. My grandma showed me a secret contraption. She said it would make us be able to go back in time. Of course, the place I wanted to go was the jungle. I wanted to go back a long time ago to find out why the Mayans disappeared. The Mayans looked a lot like cave mans. All the Incas and the Aztecs came to kill them. The place got too stinky because everybody killed animals. They only got their meat and left their skin out so it made it really stinky. So stinky that they went to Africa. They chopped down a lot of trees and made a boat. They paddled there. The End.

Humpty Dumpty Remix

2006-06-26T18:36:00.000-07:00

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty got struck by a thunder cloud
He fell down
All the men came to help
But, all their horses just pooed on Humpty Dumpty
So, the king’s men had to put their hands in their horse’s poo.
That’s how Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall into pieces
That’s the story of Humpty Dumpty who got pooed on.

Doogal Movie Review

2006-06-24T10:06:00.000-07:00

Last night we watched Doogal. We ate candy. Mike and Like and Gummy Bears. My favorite part was when Doogal said, "Stand back, I know Dog-Fu." That's pretty much all that I can think of. Other people should see this movie. My favorite person was the rabbit. This movie had no scary parts or sad parts. It should be rated K.

Anson's Song

2006-06-21T15:18:00.000-07:00

This song is a rap in pizza language. It is going to be funny. It's all about pizza.

Ricky Ricotta's Giant Robot vs. The Voodoo Vultures from Venus Book Review

2006-06-21T14:01:00.000-07:00

Oh, if you're wondering, this book is number 3. The Ricky Ricotta's Giant Robot vs. the Mutant Mosquitoes from Mercury was book 2.

Ricky Ricotta is the mouse. The robot is a robot and Ricky's friend. They fight the Voodoo vultures from Venus. Venus is the second planet in the solar system. I like the flip-o-rama. Other people should read this book, and the second book.

Some new words I learned in this book are:

Justice. It means when the right thing happens.

Rodent. It means pest.

Prevails. It means to win.

Responsibility. Doing the right thing that needs to be done.

Anson, the only 6 year old who writes about a DVR

2006-06-20T18:38:00.000-07:00

Once upon a time there was a little, little, little baby. Then another baby came. His name was Do-lop-a-lop-a-lop-a-lop-a. Then another baby came and this baby was Pa-la-la-la-la-la-la. Then they broke a DVR. Then a big, big, big, big monster came out of the DVR. The monster sucked up all the time. No one knew what time it was ever, ever, ever, ever again. If no one had any time, it would be scary. Everybody would be shouting, “I want my mama. I’m sucking my thumb!” They could never eat lunch, supper, breakfast, play outside, play the game boy for thirty minutes. The three babies, named Ashton, Do-lop-a-lop-a-lop-a-lop-a, and Pa-la-la-la-la-la-la fixed the DVR, made the monster suck up into the DVR and they lived happily ever after. Then they watched a movie. The End.

I love you Daddy!

2006-06-17T12:24:00.000-07:00

I like hanging out with Daddy. I love Daddy. He is so fun. He is funny. My favorite thing to do with Daddy is go to places with him. We go to Target, Lowes, Wal-Mart and Hastings. I like to spend time with him. On Father’s Day, I want to give him 100 hugs.

My Story About My Dad

Once upon a time there was a dad named Aaron. Oh, and this dad was a super dad. He like kicked bad guys in the face. And, he kicked them in the belly and almost where their wee-wee was. Then he went home, watched a thirty minute show, took a nap. In his nap, he had a terrible dream. The good guys were losing. Then dad went home, got a bazooka and then he came back and shoot all the bad guys. Then he woke up and his dream was true. The good guys WERE losing! So then, well, he already was home, so he just got his bazooka that was in the house. Then he shot all the bad guys. The dad came home and all of his kids came and hugged him 100 times. The End.

How Anson Eats Skittles

2006-06-15T11:58:00.000-07:00

Gets a plate.
Dumps them out.
Sorts them by color.
Picks them up in a color pattern.
The SAME pattern each time.
Then eats the stack.

He's got some Uncle Jason in him.

Nanny McPhee Movie Review

2006-06-13T17:37:00.000-07:00

Today I finished watching Nanny McPhee. I did not like it. It only had some funny parts. My favorite part was when they had the food fight. My favorite person was the baby. She said, "Poop, bum, poop, bum."

I don't think anybody should watch this movie. BORING. I mean, come on, this is boring.

Park Monster Makes a Come Back

2006-06-13T08:02:00.000-07:00

Once upon a time there was a little boy named Anson. He went to a place called The End. A monster came. He attacked him, took him away, got a ooba-lock-a-lock-a. He shoots the monster. Then he went to Target. He saw a Batman mask for free. But, he didn’t know it would give him super powers. He weared it on and then Batman came. Then Robin came. Then they left but then the Joker came. He took the mask, but he didn’t know it wasn’t Batman. Then he saw the face, so he just let go. But, Batman saw joker and he shot him. Then, came the monster. But, he was a nice monster. He threw flowers he got from the Park Monster. Park Monster helped the little boy. He went to McDonalds. He saw another monster, but it was evil. It was from the evil Batman. Then, the little boy went to home and he got his blah-lock-a-lock-a. Then, he went back to McDonalds and shot the evil Batman. Then he ate lunch, went home, watched a 30 minute Arthur. Then he took a nap for two hours. The End.

2006-06-13T07:30:00.000-07:00

I have to read a whole book and tell Mom and Dad if it's ok, then I have to put something I liked about that book on my story blog. Then I get one whole dollar! This is my first one. And after this, I'm reading another one. I want to get the money.

This book is called Ricky Ricotta's Mighty Robot vs. the Mutant Mosquitoes from Mercury. My favorite part was Flip-O-Rama. Oh, if you need to know, it's at the back. They are fighting. Flip-O-Rama is where you make the pages go back and forth. It looks like they are actually fighting in real life.

This is a good one. You should read it. You should check it out from the library.

So Articulate

2006-06-01T20:21:00.000-07:00

Tonight when I was tucking Anson into bed, he was talking about something and said, "Mom, a nerd of some people." He is so cute.

Park Monster

2006-05-24T17:51:00.000-07:00

Once upon a time there was a little monster. He did his chores. He loved money so he started doing chores. He did chores every day. One day his mom didn’t let him do any chores. He was sad. He went to his room and never did anything ever again. He just laid and laid and laid and took naps. He sleeped a lot. He never watched any shows. He did nothing. Things start to grow on him. It’s flowers that’s growing on him. He has to go to someone to let them cut them off. But, no one would cut the flowers. So, he didn’t know what to do. He stayed at a park. Then the flowers came off. He was sad. Then, more of them came on him. He never let them cut those off. He stays at the park so people can see all of his flowers. It doesn’t matter if a bee lands on his flowers. It just takes the pollen. He misses his parents but he gets to see them every day. He goes to their house. The End.

The Realm of Hendrick

2006-05-22T10:55:00.000-07:00

Once upon a time there was a little boy and his name was Anson. His dad and his mom was a king and queen. The little kid, Anson loved to play with his dad. And, he had a lot of lizards and a bug barn. He had a pet iguana and a pet snake. But then, all of his pets got away. Someone took them. The kid figured out it was the pet stealer. And then he went to the pet stealer’s place and got his pets back. Then, someone else…and it was not the pet stealer…someone took Anson’s snakes. Then he went to the place and he got them back and they lived happily ever after. The End.

Movie Review

2006-05-20T18:55:00.000-07:00

This movie is about a were rabbit. It got humongous. My favorite character was the dog, Gromit. He was funny by doing stuff, like running into a giant watermelon. The things I think are funny about this movie are when the dog went into the watermelon and when Wallace did this funny thing where the rabbit would be him, and Wallace would be the rabbit. You should see this movie. This movie could be rated K. There were no scary parts. And we ate popcorn.

Rapping in Evilville

2006-05-17T19:18:00.000-07:00

Once upon a time, there was a little boy named Anson. He liked to rap. His favorite game on Zoom was Mummy Rap. Then, a monster came. He took him. He took the little boy named Anson. Anson was sad and poor. Then, he turned into the Green Goblin. He gets this yo-yo that will come right back to him. But, he’s not really evil, even though he’s acting evil. He’s just doing it for the yo-yo and for the Mummy Rap. He got the yo-yo, but then he stopped working for his boss that was evil. So, he moved to a new house. He didn’t know that everyone was evil in there. So, he moved out of that town. So then, he tried Yo-Yo town and he liked it cause they played Mummy Rap. And, they had store night. But, one time, from Evilville, they came and took everything. So then, the kid got super angry. So, he had to go to Evil Town and buy everything, then he went back to Yo-Yo town and put it all back. Then they came and stole it all again and he had to go back to Evil Town again and get it all back…and then one more time of all that but this time he put a laser shield up when he got home so whoever tried to get in would get hot and burn up and die that was from Evilville. The End.

Rated K for Kid

2006-05-16T18:18:00.000-07:00

I think there should be a new movie rating. It is K for kids. These movies would not have that sad part that's in almost all the movies. The sad part is the part where something is sad in the movie. I don't like that part. Other kids that are my age DON'T LIKE IT either. So, if something was rated K, you would know it wouldn't have the sad parts. There should be more movies like that. I liked Hoodwinked because it didn't have the sad part. Whoever made that movie, they should make more movies that are rated K.

Taddlepole

2006-05-15T11:11:00.000-07:00

Once upon a time there was a little taddlepole who had a mommy and a daddy. The next day the taddlepole did not know what a dad was. Then he told his dad, "What's a dad?" Then the dad said, "A dad is just a dad." Then he found this ball in the water. He didn't know what it was. Even his dad and mom didn't knowed what it was. Nobody who was a frog knowed what was it. Then the little taddlepole just played with it. Then something happened to it. That something cutted it in half. Oh, and I forgot to tell you that the new ball has a dinosaur in it. Then the baby taddlepole found the ball but he saw that it was cut in half. He found this tape. Nobody knowed what it was, so he put it around it to see what it would do. Then, he saw that it would stick. So the taddlepole fixed the ball. The End.

Hoodwinked Movie Review

2006-05-15T08:42:00.000-07:00

We watched this movie Friday night, and we stayed up until 11:03! We ate popcorn. We sat on the couch and had covers.

I thought this movie was funny. My favorite person was Twitchy. The big snow balls were funny that Granny made. My favorite part of the movie was when Twitchy had the camera and he was winding it and the wolf's tail got caught. Now that was funny.

May 10, 2006

2006-05-12T08:10:00.000-07:00

Once upon a time there was a little boy named Code Blue. And Code Blue knowed this guy named Code Red. Code Red knowed this guy who was named Code Yellow. In real life, I have no idea what this means. They went to the park, and then there was a grass monster. It was unstoppable. Oh, and I didn’t tell you that Code Red, Blue and Yellow were geniuses. Then, they had to go to their lab. They made a gun that was unstoppable. It took a whole year. Ok, at least one week. Then, on the last day they came and counted to ten. Then the grass monster wasn’t there, because he had sawed the gun. The next time, he didn’t see the gun because they left it in their car. So, then, they went and counted to ten, then the grass monster WAS there. They runned to the car and then gotted the gun, and then shooted him. They had to shoot him 100 times. So, do you want to count to 100? I’ll just count by tens. 10, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80, 90, 100. Then, they shoot him on the one hundred and oneth time. He died. Then they saw another one. But, we don’t have to count by tens to a hundred this time. We don’t even have to count. So, they shooted him 100 times. Then, they saw a whole family of grass monsters. But, this time they went to the lab and made their gun even better where they would only have to shoot it one time. So, they shot all the grass monsters one time, so they shot it five times. Then, all of them were dead. The End.

May 8, 2006

2006-05-12T08:09:00.000-07:00

Once upon a time there was a little boy named Anson. He always told his mom about eyeballs, like in Spongebob where his eye balls come out and swing on swings. Then spiders came out of his eyeballs. Then, one time he got sicked out by eyeballs, but the eyeballs came alive and attacked him. Then they came and got on his mom. But, when they attacked him, it was ok, that’s not bad. There will be a bad part later. Then, he put some pants on his head and watched TV. Then, the next day, he got some underwear, put it on his head, told his dad he was off to school. He went to school and everybody didn’t like it. Then, they put a baby shirt on his head. Only his mom typing on the computer could see it. Oh, and I never told you, but his mom was named Heather. And, he had a weird brother. He always got dangerous. One time he broke his collar bone. Then, here comes the bad part. Then, Hayden did this crazy trick and he broke all his bones. Then, the next day Hayden came home and everybody got scared, because he looked like a living sea monster. So, Anson had to make him come to his lab, put him in this thing, where he couldn’t get out. Then, he made him different and he wasn’t a sea monster anymore. But then, he hurt himself. The next day when he came home, he turned into Allergy Men. Not man. Men. Then, he had to go to the lab and fix his own self. It was easy for him since he was a boy genius. He invented a pet named Gottard. He helped him. Then, he was back normal. The End.

April 26, 2006

2006-05-12T08:08:00.001-07:00

Once upon a time there was a little boy and he went to the store. He bought a gun. Every

Body liked it. He didn’t use it very much. The only time he used it was when he saw bad guys and when it was time to pop balloons. But, one day, somebody when he was asleep, took his gun. That person was the stealer gun. The stealer gun took everyone’s guns when they were asleep. No body liked him. Not even one. His boss was named Slytherin. The next day he didn’t bring it anywhere, but they had a party. Then he found out that somebody took his gun. Then, the next day, he figured out that it was the stealer gun and his boss Slytherin had told him to steal his gun. Then, he goes to their secret lab where they make stealer guns. Then he broke the machine. Slytherin noticed, but he made another one. Then that kid bought another gun and the stealer gun went and took his gun again. There were balloons to pop and figured out that the stealer gun had taken his gun again! So, the kid figured out that Slytherin had made another machine and made another stealer gun. This time, the machine was so hard he had to buy 100 guns. Then, he shot the machine with all the guns. It explode. It said, “In 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 blast-off.” It made a big, big noise. Slytherin was still alive. Then, he shotted him. Then, he figured out that he was a robot that was unstoppable. So, he had to go to the store and buy 1 million guns. Then he went and shot Slytherin, but it did not work. He did not know what to do. Then he had an idea. I never told yall that that kid was a genius. Then, he built a sword that could beat unstoppable robots. Then he hit Slytherin, the robot. Then he died. That made everyone feel happy. The End.

April 12, 2006

2006-05-12T08:08:00.000-07:00

Once upon a time there was a little boy. His name was Anson. He went to the zoo. He saw a monkey. It walked on a rope. Then he saw a turtle. It swam under water. Then he saw an alligator. It was asleep. He saw a bear too. It was asleep too. And he saw a drink fountain. He wanted some pink lemonade. So, the drink fountain gave him it. But, it didn’t. It gave him the opposite thing, which is water. Then he broke it in half. He fixed it again. Then he went to see all the other animals like Cheetahs, and elephants, and wolfs, and owls and skunks and armadillos. The End.

March 27, 2006

2006-05-12T08:06:00.000-07:00

Once upon a time there was a boy, and he went to a circus. There were dumb elephants, Tarzan, fans, dummies, coo-coo clocks, dots and many more. He went to the circus and he saw 7:42 on the coo-coo clock. Then he met a guy who was in a costume like a remote control. There were tigers that almost eat everyone…except for the kid. Then, the kid made a gun that would shoot the Tigers and kill them. Then, he made another invention that would make everyone come back to alive. He used it on them. The circus was over, but they lived happily ever after. The End.

March 23, 2006

2006-05-12T08:05:00.001-07:00

Once upon a time there was a sith. There was a book, the Sith’s Light. No one knows why they would read it because people are good, but siths are evil. Then, Darth Vader was actually Annikan. Nobody knew. Then something bad happened. All the trees got cut down. Then they banished. Then, somebody found them and put them back in their little slots with glue. Then they all lived happily ever after. The End.

March 20, 2006

2006-05-12T08:05:00.000-07:00

Once upon a time there was an old man. His name was Sponge Bob. His pet was named Gary. He was a snail. Sponge Bob was a, well, a sponge. Sponge Bob’s choice was to go to a theater, go to a race, or go and buy a ruler. He decided to go in a race. He always tried his hardest. Then, he saw some fruit on the ground. He saw a pot. But it came from Nicaragua. Then, army men came and they got Sponge Bob. Then he went to jail. Then he escaped. Then he went home. Then he watched a thirty minute show. Then he took a nap. The End.

March 15, 2006

2006-05-12T08:04:00.002-07:00

Once upon a time in a kingdom far, far away there lived a princess in a far away castle, but she was locked up. The handsomest prince, named Prince Charming came through a scorching desert for many days and nights to reach the castle. He went up to the highest tower of the bloody room. There was a dragon in the castle, but not in the room where the princess was. They climbed out the window. Then they got married. The End.

March 1, 2006

2006-05-12T08:04:00.001-07:00

Once upon a time there was a boy named Anson who had a dream. His parents were Heather and Aaron and his brothers were Hayden, Ashton and Danny. One day he went to the park. He was 16 years old. There was a lot of sand. He saw a sand monster. The monster was trying to get Anson. Then he looked behind him. He found the car and went straight home. Then he came back and beat the sand monster. It was hard. Then he went back home again. That made just him happy. The End.

February 27, 2006

2006-05-12T08:04:00.000-07:00

Once upon a time there was0 a boy named Anson and he was a king. That made everyone jealous. He was king of t;7he world. The people were geniuses and they made a potion. Then they put the potion on the King. The potion made the king forget everything that he was doing. He forgot he was King. He opened a restaurant. He worked at Raven’s dad’s restaurant. They lived happily ever after. The End.

February 22, 2006

2006-05-12T08:03:00.002-07:00

Once upon a time in the town of Freeland there was a boy named Anson. He liked to go to the store to get all different kinds of things, but since it was Freeland, he didn’t have to buy it. So, he got like tv’s, gameboy games and every kind of game boy and even the xbox 360. Then this evil genius built these robots that zapped people to make them not free anymore. Anson was a genius too, so he built a gun and shooted the robots. It doesn’t matter what kind of gun he used, because any kind of gun can kill a robot. They all lived happily ever after. The End.

February 20, 2006

2006-05-12T08:03:00.001-07:00

Once upon a time there was a little boy who was a genius. He growed some fruit. Then the fruit grewed and they turned alive. This was bad. The fruit died because no one wanted to water them anymore. That made everyone happy. They all lived happily ever after. The End.

February 17, 2006

2006-05-12T08:03:00.000-07:00

Once upon a time there was a boy named Anson. His mother was a good mother and his father was a good father too. Once day something happened. There was a volcano. It exploded. They got a special shovel and they got the lava and putted it in the water. This made everyone happy and they lived happily ever after. The End.

February 16, 2006

2006-05-12T08:02:00.001-07:00

Once upon a time there was a princess. And there was a prince. They went to the castle. There was a wicked witch. She had a magic broom. She made spells. Then the prince and the princess figured out what made the spells. It was the witch’s magic broom. So, when she setted it down, they broke it. Everyone was happy. The End.

February 8, 2006

2006-05-12T08:02:00.000-07:00

Once upon a time there were two boys and their names was Ashton and Hayden. They went to the park. They lived in Colorado. So, they weared a scarf. They went skiing and they saw snow bunnies. I saw them on Stanley. They can walk on the deep snow. But, the rabbit falled into the snow. His whole body. Hayden and Ashton found the rabbit. There were too much holes. They put some duct tape over some of the holes. The rabbit got out of the snow. Hayden and Ashton were happy. The End.

February 3, 2006

2006-05-12T08:01:00.000-07:00

Once upon a time Hayden went to the poop place. People didn’t like the pooping place. They hated it. It was the worst place in their entire life. All they get to do there is just poop, poop, poop. Then Hayden’s town flooded. Did you know he’s the President of Poopville? This was bad. Hayden told everybody to drink the water. Everyone got an amoeba. Dr. Rusty comed and saved the day by getting all the amoeba’s out of the place. The End.

February 2, 2006

2006-05-12T07:57:00.000-07:00

Once upon a time our family went to a circus. There were clowns, elephants, giraffes, tigers, silly monkeys, and cotton candy. The monkeys were riding on horses' backs. There were cool wart hogs. Then a giraffe kissed a girl. The girl puked. She decided she wanted to go home since she puked. All of a sudden the lights went out. The people screamed for their mommy and pooped in their pants. The electricity came right back on. A guy in the cannon shoots himself to something. He lands on a trampoline with a big hole that has big squares. The people went home, took off their underwear and washed them. Then put them back on. The End.