February 2, 2006

Once upon a time our family went to a circus. There were clowns, elephants, giraffes, tigers, silly monkeys, and cotton candy. The monkeys were riding on horses' backs. There were cool wart hogs. Then a giraffe kissed a girl. The girl puked. She decided she wanted to go home since she puked. All of a sudden the lights went out. The people screamed for their mommy and pooped in their pants. The electricity came right back on. A guy in the cannon shoots himself to something. He lands on a trampoline with a big hole that has big squares. The people went home, took off their underwear and washed them. Then put them back on. The End.