If I was President of the United States...

Well, I could only be President two times, which is 8 years.

I would live in the White House. I would bowl in the White House. I would practice every day for eight years. And I would be really good. And when I was all done being president, I would be a pro bowler even though I would only be 15.

I would spend the money on great stuff, which the money would be 250,000.

I would say video games must be $20, $10 or $5. People have to make their own hamburgers and eat them every day. Patrick has to try rice. And Patrick has to eat cheese, too! Well, he has to eat almost everything that's food.

I would get me a plasma TV.

I would say everyone had to get a plasma TV.

I would say that everyone had to go to church everyday and if they didn't they would be thrown to the sharks.

You have to be 35 years old to be president, but if I was 7, I would have to pay lots and lots and lots of extra tax to get to be president.