Once upon a time there was a 100 year old man. He liked to fight. He fighted so much that he would go like, “Hey, wanna piece of me” then he would punch people in the stomach. His name was Tooter. He wears a muscle shirt and pants. And he sleeps with nothing on him at night. Not even his underwear. Old people toot a lot. They drive so slow too.

He even does pillow fights, and on the trampoline, he will go up to people and he will say, “Hey, look up” and then he will do a belly flop on them. The old man gets arrested a lot because he does too many bad stuff to people. To get him good, he gets hit by an asteroid that is as big as Jupiter. Actually, it’s as big as Pluto. So Tooter gets knocked out. And he forgets all about that bad stuff, like fighting and all that stuff, and that’s how he turns good. He doesn’t get arrested so much because he doesn’t fight as much. He worked at a museum and lived happily ever after.

What a dumb idea!

Here’s the problem with Cinderella:

I think it was so dumb that the prince would try the slipper on all the girls because what about if it could fit on one of them, (but we already know it’s Cinderella)? What if it would have fit on the wrong girl? He would think she was the beautiful girl but it really wasn’t! Then he would marry the wrong one. That would be dumb if he did.

So, here’s what the prince should have done instead:

He should have gone to his dad to ask him what would be a good plan, so his dad could tell him a good idea because it says in the Bible listen to older people that loves Jesus and get advice from them.

So, I called my dad and asked him what he would have done.

My dad said maybe the carriage drove away, but it left its marks, so the prince could just follow the marks to the house. And, he could have gone to the police so they could see if there were any fingerprints.

I asked my mom and she said:

“The prince should be blindfolded…and then all the girls from the kingdom should be brought to the castle. Then, he should dance with them and talk to them again to see if he could tell who the girl was by remembering how lovely she danced, and by recognizing her sweet voice.”

So, after listening to their advice, I decided to call the police. They could try and find some fingerprints of the beautiful girl. Finding the tracks wouldn’t work because it striked midnight and the carriage turned back into a pumpkin right outside the castle. So that’s why I can’t do that one.

So, let’s say that after the beautiful lady disappeared, instead of trying to find the girl whose foot fit in a shoe, he called the police. The police came and seed if there were any fingerprints. There was fingerprints! So all the girls had to get their fingerprints taken, but the prince did not tell them why. The evil step mother thought there was like a thief, so she made Cinderella have her fingerprints taken because she thought maybe she would go to jail. Cinderella is the one that has the same fingerprints so she gets married to the prince and they live happily ever after.