Park Monster

Once upon a time there was a little monster. He did his chores. He loved money so he started doing chores. He did chores every day. One day his mom didn’t let him do any chores. He was sad. He went to his room and never did anything ever again. He just laid and laid and laid and took naps. He sleeped a lot. He never watched any shows. He did nothing. Things start to grow on him. It’s flowers that’s growing on him. He has to go to someone to let them cut them off. But, no one would cut the flowers. So, he didn’t know what to do. He stayed at a park. Then the flowers came off. He was sad. Then, more of them came on him. He never let them cut those off. He stays at the park so people can see all of his flowers. It doesn’t matter if a bee lands on his flowers. It just takes the pollen. He misses his parents but he gets to see them every day. He goes to their house. The End.

The Realm of Hendrick

Once upon a time there was a little boy and his name was Anson. His dad and his mom was a king and queen. The little kid, Anson loved to play with his dad. And, he had a lot of lizards and a bug barn. He had a pet iguana and a pet snake. But then, all of his pets got away. Someone took them. The kid figured out it was the pet stealer. And then he went to the pet stealer’s place and got his pets back. Then, someone else…and it was not the pet stealer…someone took Anson’s snakes. Then he went to the place and he got them back and they lived happily ever after. The End.

Movie Review

This movie is about a were rabbit. It got humongous. My favorite character was the dog, Gromit. He was funny by doing stuff, like running into a giant watermelon. The things I think are funny about this movie are when the dog went into the watermelon and when Wallace did this funny thing where the rabbit would be him, and Wallace would be the rabbit. You should see this movie. This movie could be rated K. There were no scary parts. And we ate popcorn.

Rapping in Evilville

Once upon a time, there was a little boy named Anson. He liked to rap. His favorite game on Zoom was Mummy Rap. Then, a monster came. He took him. He took the little boy named Anson. Anson was sad and poor. Then, he turned into the Green Goblin. He gets this yo-yo that will come right back to him. But, he’s not really evil, even though he’s acting evil. He’s just doing it for the yo-yo and for the Mummy Rap. He got the yo-yo, but then he stopped working for his boss that was evil. So, he moved to a new house. He didn’t know that everyone was evil in there. So, he moved out of that town. So then, he tried Yo-Yo town and he liked it cause they played Mummy Rap. And, they had store night. But, one time, from Evilville, they came and took everything. So then, the kid got super angry. So, he had to go to Evil Town and buy everything, then he went back to Yo-Yo town and put it all back. Then they came and stole it all again and he had to go back to Evil Town again and get it all back…and then one more time of all that but this time he put a laser shield up when he got home so whoever tried to get in would get hot and burn up and die that was from Evilville. The End.

Rated K for Kid

I think there should be a new movie rating. It is K for kids. These movies would not have that sad part that's in almost all the movies. The sad part is the part where something is sad in the movie. I don't like that part. Other kids that are my age DON'T LIKE IT either. So, if something was rated K, you would know it wouldn't have the sad parts. There should be more movies like that. I liked Hoodwinked because it didn't have the sad part. Whoever made that movie, they should make more movies that are rated K.

Taddlepole

Once upon a time there was a little taddlepole who had a mommy and a daddy. The next day the taddlepole did not know what a dad was. Then he told his dad, "What's a dad?" Then the dad said, "A dad is just a dad." Then he found this ball in the water. He didn't know what it was. Even his dad and mom didn't knowed what it was. Nobody who was a frog knowed what was it. Then the little taddlepole just played with it. Then something happened to it. That something cutted it in half. Oh, and I forgot to tell you that the new ball has a dinosaur in it. Then the baby taddlepole found the ball but he saw that it was cut in half. He found this tape. Nobody knowed what it was, so he put it around it to see what it would do. Then, he saw that it would stick. So the taddlepole fixed the ball. The End.

Hoodwinked Movie Review

We watched this movie Friday night, and we stayed up until 11:03! We ate popcorn. We sat on the couch and had covers.

I thought this movie was funny. My favorite person was Twitchy. The big snow balls were funny that Granny made. My favorite part of the movie was when Twitchy had the camera and he was winding it and the wolf's tail got caught. Now that was funny.

May 10, 2006

Once upon a time there was a little boy named Code Blue. And Code Blue knowed this guy named Code Red. Code Red knowed this guy who was named Code Yellow. In real life, I have no idea what this means. They went to the park, and then there was a grass monster. It was unstoppable. Oh, and I didn’t tell you that Code Red, Blue and Yellow were geniuses. Then, they had to go to their lab. They made a gun that was unstoppable. It took a whole year. Ok, at least one week. Then, on the last day they came and counted to ten. Then the grass monster wasn’t there, because he had sawed the gun. The next time, he didn’t see the gun because they left it in their car. So, then, they went and counted to ten, then the grass monster WAS there. They runned to the car and then gotted the gun, and then shooted him. They had to shoot him 100 times. So, do you want to count to 100? I’ll just count by tens. 10, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80, 90, 100. Then, they shoot him on the one hundred and oneth time. He died. Then they saw another one. But, we don’t have to count by tens to a hundred this time. We don’t even have to count. So, they shooted him 100 times. Then, they saw a whole family of grass monsters. But, this time they went to the lab and made their gun even better where they would only have to shoot it one time. So, they shot all the grass monsters one time, so they shot it five times. Then, all of them were dead. The End.

May 8, 2006

Once upon a time there was a little boy named Anson. He always told his mom about eyeballs, like in Spongebob where his eye balls come out and swing on swings. Then spiders came out of his eyeballs. Then, one time he got sicked out by eyeballs, but the eyeballs came alive and attacked him. Then they came and got on his mom. But, when they attacked him, it was ok, that’s not bad. There will be a bad part later. Then, he put some pants on his head and watched TV. Then, the next day, he got some underwear, put it on his head, told his dad he was off to school. He went to school and everybody didn’t like it. Then, they put a baby shirt on his head. Only his mom typing on the computer could see it. Oh, and I never told you, but his mom was named Heather. And, he had a weird brother. He always got dangerous. One time he broke his collar bone. Then, here comes the bad part. Then, Hayden did this crazy trick and he broke all his bones. Then, the next day Hayden came home and everybody got scared, because he looked like a living sea monster. So, Anson had to make him come to his lab, put him in this thing, where he couldn’t get out. Then, he made him different and he wasn’t a sea monster anymore. But then, he hurt himself. The next day when he came home, he turned into Allergy Men. Not man. Men. Then, he had to go to the lab and fix his own self. It was easy for him since he was a boy genius. He invented a pet named Gottard. He helped him. Then, he was back normal. The End.

April 26, 2006

Once upon a time there was a little boy and he went to the store. He bought a gun. Every

Body liked it. He didn’t use it very much. The only time he used it was when he saw bad guys and when it was time to pop balloons. But, one day, somebody when he was asleep, took his gun. That person was the stealer gun. The stealer gun took everyone’s guns when they were asleep. No body liked him. Not even one. His boss was named Slytherin. The next day he didn’t bring it anywhere, but they had a party. Then he found out that somebody took his gun. Then, the next day, he figured out that it was the stealer gun and his boss Slytherin had told him to steal his gun. Then, he goes to their secret lab where they make stealer guns. Then he broke the machine. Slytherin noticed, but he made another one. Then that kid bought another gun and the stealer gun went and took his gun again. There were balloons to pop and figured out that the stealer gun had taken his gun again! So, the kid figured out that Slytherin had made another machine and made another stealer gun. This time, the machine was so hard he had to buy 100 guns. Then, he shot the machine with all the guns. It explode. It said, “In 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 blast-off.” It made a big, big noise. Slytherin was still alive. Then, he shotted him. Then, he figured out that he was a robot that was unstoppable. So, he had to go to the store and buy 1 million guns. Then he went and shot Slytherin, but it did not work. He did not know what to do. Then he had an idea. I never told yall that that kid was a genius. Then, he built a sword that could beat unstoppable robots. Then he hit Slytherin, the robot. Then he died. That made everyone feel happy. The End.

April 12, 2006

Once upon a time there was a little boy. His name was Anson. He went to the zoo. He saw a monkey. It walked on a rope. Then he saw a turtle. It swam under water. Then he saw an alligator. It was asleep. He saw a bear too. It was asleep too. And he saw a drink fountain. He wanted some pink lemonade. So, the drink fountain gave him it. But, it didn’t. It gave him the opposite thing, which is water. Then he broke it in half. He fixed it again. Then he went to see all the other animals like Cheetahs, and elephants, and wolfs, and owls and skunks and armadillos. The End.

March 27, 2006

Once upon a time there was a boy, and he went to a circus. There were dumb elephants, Tarzan, fans, dummies, coo-coo clocks, dots and many more. He went to the circus and he saw 7:42 on the coo-coo clock. Then he met a guy who was in a costume like a remote control. There were tigers that almost eat everyone…except for the kid. Then, the kid made a gun that would shoot the Tigers and kill them. Then, he made another invention that would make everyone come back to alive. He used it on them. The circus was over, but they lived happily ever after. The End.

March 23, 2006

Once upon a time there was a sith. There was a book, the Sith’s Light. No one knows why they would read it because people are good, but siths are evil. Then, Darth Vader was actually Annikan. Nobody knew. Then something bad happened. All the trees got cut down. Then they banished. Then, somebody found them and put them back in their little slots with glue. Then they all lived happily ever after. The End.

March 20, 2006

Once upon a time there was an old man. His name was Sponge Bob. His pet was named Gary. He was a snail. Sponge Bob was a, well, a sponge. Sponge Bob’s choice was to go to a theater, go to a race, or go and buy a ruler. He decided to go in a race. He always tried his hardest. Then, he saw some fruit on the ground. He saw a pot. But it came from Nicaragua. Then, army men came and they got Sponge Bob. Then he went to jail. Then he escaped. Then he went home. Then he watched a thirty minute show. Then he took a nap. The End.

March 15, 2006

Once upon a time in a kingdom far, far away there lived a princess in a far away castle, but she was locked up. The handsomest prince, named Prince Charming came through a scorching desert for many days and nights to reach the castle. He went up to the highest tower of the bloody room. There was a dragon in the castle, but not in the room where the princess was. They climbed out the window. Then they got married. The End.

March 1, 2006

Once upon a time there was a boy named Anson who had a dream. His parents were Heather and Aaron and his brothers were Hayden, Ashton and Danny. One day he went to the park. He was 16 years old. There was a lot of sand. He saw a sand monster. The monster was trying to get Anson. Then he looked behind him. He found the car and went straight home. Then he came back and beat the sand monster. It was hard. Then he went back home again. That made just him happy. The End.

February 27, 2006

Once upon a time there was0 a boy named Anson and he was a king. That made everyone jealous. He was king of t;7he world. The people were geniuses and they made a potion. Then they put the potion on the King. The potion made the king forget everything that he was doing. He forgot he was King. He opened a restaurant. He worked at Raven’s dad’s restaurant. They lived happily ever after. The End.

February 22, 2006

Once upon a time in the town of Freeland there was a boy named Anson. He liked to go to the store to get all different kinds of things, but since it was Freeland, he didn’t have to buy it. So, he got like tv’s, gameboy games and every kind of game boy and even the xbox 360. Then this evil genius built these robots that zapped people to make them not free anymore. Anson was a genius too, so he built a gun and shooted the robots. It doesn’t matter what kind of gun he used, because any kind of gun can kill a robot. They all lived happily ever after. The End.

February 20, 2006

Once upon a time there was a little boy who was a genius. He growed some fruit. Then the fruit grewed and they turned alive. This was bad. The fruit died because no one wanted to water them anymore. That made everyone happy. They all lived happily ever after. The End.

February 17, 2006

Once upon a time there was a boy named Anson. His mother was a good mother and his father was a good father too. Once day something happened. There was a volcano. It exploded. They got a special shovel and they got the lava and putted it in the water. This made everyone happy and they lived happily ever after. The End.

February 16, 2006

Once upon a time there was a princess. And there was a prince. They went to the castle. There was a wicked witch. She had a magic broom. She made spells. Then the prince and the princess figured out what made the spells. It was the witch’s magic broom. So, when she setted it down, they broke it. Everyone was happy. The End.

February 8, 2006

Once upon a time there were two boys and their names was Ashton and Hayden. They went to the park. They lived in Colorado. So, they weared a scarf. They went skiing and they saw snow bunnies. I saw them on Stanley. They can walk on the deep snow. But, the rabbit falled into the snow. His whole body. Hayden and Ashton found the rabbit. There were too much holes. They put some duct tape over some of the holes. The rabbit got out of the snow. Hayden and Ashton were happy. The End.

February 3, 2006

Once upon a time Hayden went to the poop place. People didn’t like the pooping place. They hated it. It was the worst place in their entire life. All they get to do there is just poop, poop, poop. Then Hayden’s town flooded. Did you know he’s the President of Poopville? This was bad. Hayden told everybody to drink the water. Everyone got an amoeba. Dr. Rusty comed and saved the day by getting all the amoeba’s out of the place. The End.

February 2, 2006

Once upon a time our family went to a circus. There were clowns, elephants, giraffes, tigers, silly monkeys, and cotton candy. The monkeys were riding on horses' backs. There were cool wart hogs. Then a giraffe kissed a girl. The girl puked. She decided she wanted to go home since she puked. All of a sudden the lights went out. The people screamed for their mommy and pooped in their pants. The electricity came right back on. A guy in the cannon shoots himself to something. He lands on a trampoline with a big hole that has big squares. The people went home, took off their underwear and washed them. Then put them back on. The End.