Madagascar Book Review

This is a book. Or else, why would I be writing a book review about a movie? Huh? The animals live in the New York Zoo. What happens is Marty wants to go to the wild. They get boxed up in crates...dusty old, poopy crates. Poopy I didn't really mean. Then something strange happens, really strange. They get to AFRICA! PARTY!! Sorry people. The characters in this book are Marty, the zebra, Alex, the lion, Gloria, the hippo, and Melman, the giraffe. He's weird and he's a hypochondriac which means, you think there is always something wrong with you. Alex doesn't like that they are in Africa. They get their problems worked out and learn how to live in the wild. I get $4 today. $3 for book reports and $1 for saying ALL of the Old Testament books! That's crack-a-lackin!

Arthur Accused Book Review

In this book Arthur gets accused of losing quarters. Buster is being a detective. Arthur isn't going to get to go to the picnic unless he finds the quarters in time. Buster figured out that the quarters were in Mrs. McGrady's brownies! Those were some rich brownies. Get it? I liked this book. I like that Mark Brown makes these books. He writes all three of his kid's names in the chapter books.

Lion Witch and the Wardrobe Book Review

I like Narnia. This book was about Narnia. The main characters in the book are Peter, Susan, Edmond and Lucy. They all go to a house and find a wardrobe. It's got cool stuff. They were playing hide and go seek. Lucy hid in the wardrobe. She walked through coats. Then, she was in Narnia. The others go through the wardrobe too. In Narnia Edmond goes to the White Witch. I don't really know about him. He seems kind of obnoxious. The kids are trying to get to Aslan. The problem in Narnia is that the White Witch rules. She's made it only winter. The White Witch makes Edmond a slave. The law says that she can kill a slave unless someone takes their place. Aslan takes his place. Some time later, Aslan came back to life, just like Jesus. Then they go to the White Witch and she dies. Aslan defeats her. Lucy becomes a princess. Edmond becomes a Knight. Susan becomes Queen. And you know what Peter is...King. That's the only thing. I think this book is kind of weird, but I really like it. My favorite part of the book was the party after the White Witch died. I want to read the rest of these. Yeah baby.

Two New Things

I got my tooth knocked out in the country, in Brenham at my Aunt Lynsey and Aunt Debbie's house. You can find me there. Not really. I was running and I ran into a barb wire fence and got my tooth knocked out. There was blood all over me. Everyone took me inside and looked at my mouth. I was feeling horrible. I was screaming so hard, I give it a million thumbs down. I did get calmed down. Took a bath. Got naked. Talked to my mom. Then I went outside and watched the fire works...and I also did some! Now my other tooth is loose and it's about to come out. I've been working on it ever since school started. It got really loose in bed last night. Because my mouth has been all swollen, I've been SLOBBERING!


I ate sushi! How exciting is that! I was wanting to do it. I didn't really have a reason why. I tried it, and I think everybody should eat it in the whole world. It sort of tasted like rice. I dipped it in soy sauce. It was good. I give it two chopsticks up.