If We Lived In Ancient Greece

Today my parents told me we were moving.

We could either move to Athens or Sparta. I could decide. I picked Athens. The reasons why I want to live in Athens is because there is a democracy, which means that there is a government ruled by people. A democracy is cool because a democracy is more fair. In Athens I would get really, really smart. And, people are kind to women.

I would NOT want to live in Sparta because you have to train when you are 7. So, you miss your parents. You go away to train. They make you swim in freezing cold water, give you a tiny bit of food and you have to wrestle a lot. I would miss my parents a lot.

Adventures of Super Lightbulb With A Diaper

CHAPTER 1

Once upon a time there was a boy who liked to play jokes, crack pranks, and make comic books. The comic books were called The Adventures of Super Light Bulb with a Diaper. Then, there was a school called Wake Up San Francisco and Go Poop. The principal was really, really, really, really stinky. Then there was a kid named Little Bo Peep who had a friend named Mothia. So then, Little Bo Peep went to the school that was called Wake Up San Francisco and Go Poop. They do so much practical pranks, and then the biggest one is putting diapers on their principal! Their principal’s name was Captain Stinky. They get in trouble, so, so, so, so much. Their principal got one of them to read the newspaper to him. They find in the newspaper a Hyptno Pretzel! They buy the Hyptno Pretzel. Then, they hypnotize their principal into Captain Light Bulb with a Diaper! Then they say, “You will obey every command we say.” The command was “Little Bo Peep and Mothia are the best students ever.” When their principal woke up, he gave Little Bo Peep and Mothia a snack during class. He thought they were the best kids ever.

That’s what you call a comedy people.

Boo-ya.

A Day at the Zoo

I went to the zoo with the Henrys. The zoo was in Waco. This is me and Patrick being silly. He's weird.

Do you see me? I'm throwing up...just my throw up is invisible.

That's me and Patrick drinking our Capri Sun. We needed a break, so we got a drink.

That's a giraffe eating. They have really tall necks. They have really long tongues.

That's some elephants. That is the biggest land animal in the world. The biggest animal is the blue whale. Elephants have big ears to cool themselves off. Elephants are called pachyderms.

We got to see Cheetahs and Harry Potter's owl.

It took a long time to get there, and I drove Mrs. Melodi crazy.

The monkey on the tight rope wasn't out.