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"Juan" and "Jose" teach you to count to ten in Spanish.

A Movie For KK

The kids acted out "Opposites" by Sandra Boynton.

Captain and Matey Set Sail Book Review

This book is about two pirates and a parrot. My favorite part was when they were fighting over the treasure, when they didn't get even anything! They were still fighting over the thing that they wanted, then they just left it behind! The short pirate is named Captain. The big pirate is named Matey. Captain is real mean. He doesn't really like Matey very much. Matey likes Captain a lot cause he's real nice. The parrot doesn't really like both of them when they are real noisy. People should read this book. It's funny. Bye people.

Bad Guys Making Good Guys Wear Panty Hose

Once upon a time there was two boys and they were some weirdos. They were Ashton and Hayden. They were superheroes and bad guys. They were villains. The two villains named Ashton and Hayden weared panty hose. And they were boys!

So all the good guys just laughed at the villains. So then the villains got a chance to punch and kick the good guys. Then the panty hose gave the villains super powers in their legs so they would kick really hard. Then they put the good guys in jail and made them have to wear panty hoses. The End.

How a fly becomes a walk

I picked up a fly and took it's wings off. Then I let it just walk. And then I told Dad, "I took a fly's wings off and I told him now it was called a walk."

A Trip to the Farm

I'm going to write a story before I go to bed, but right now, I just want to eat. So, here are the pictures for Emma and Jax. Tomorrow, you can read my story.

How to not be Scared of a Medium Sized Spider

First, you have to find a lot of spiders and usually look at them. Then, once you find a big one, you probably will be scared a little bit, but once it's a while, you won't be so scared.

Like today, we went to Aunt Debbie's farm, and Uncle Jason found a spider. We don't know what kind of spider it is, but we think it is a banana spider or a garden spider. Those can hurt your arm. It just feels like a little pinch. They don't bite. It's their legs. Well, first I didn't want to hold it. So, he was holding it. Then I touched it. Then it felt ok. Then I letted it crawl onto my hand. Then, I wasn't so scared.

I brought it home and putted it in the garden. It's gonna make a nest and we don't know if it is a boy or a girl.

And that's how. That's all. Bye.

Popeye Movie Review

It’s all about Popeye. He’s trying to find his dad. He goes lookin after him. He meets a lady named Olive Oil. She is weird. She talks weird. Popeye is awesome. He’s strong, strong, strong, strong, strong. He punches people. Somebody traded a basket for a baby. They kept him. The baby whistles. Olive Oil gets stuck in this pipe dealy by Bluto. She says, “Help, help, help” in a funny way. Then Popeye comes to save her, but he doesn’t like spinach, but he had to eat it. He gets strong and punches this guy in the face. And, there was an octopus and he punched the octopus in the face. Popeye was my favorite character because he’s real strong. Other people should see this movie. Bye-bye ya’ll.

My Favorite Part of the Circus

"My favorite part of the circus was when I got that cotton candy and stuck it on my face like a moustache and a beard."

Mom's note: Yes, Anson's favorite part of the circus was himself!

Ricky Ricotta's Mighty Robot Book Report

I didn’t read this in order. I forgot to. This story was about a mouse and a huge robot. They fight evil. The bad guy was Dr. Stinky. He tried to destroy the world, like almost every bad guy. My favorite part was flip-o-rama. I was reading the Dr. Stinky parts in an evil way. Click below to hear my Dr. Stinky voice.

My Dr. Stinky Voice

Cheaper by the Dozen Movie Review

Last night we watched Cheaper by the Dozen 2 and ate watermelon. The movie is about a vacation. The two dads want to have a race. Lizzie does not like it there because it smells like murky lake water. I thought it was pretty cool that they had a huge family and 12 kids! My favorite part was when one of the kids runned in a Hotel, I think, then rolled onto the floor. Ashton thought that was Hayden, so we rewind it and watched it again. It did look like something Hayden would do! I like where the two dads fell off the house and into the lake. The doggy pushed the two dads over. Max and Lizzie was my favorite. They did funny stuff. I think other people should watch it.

Antz Movie Review

I was at Grandpa’s house when I watched Antz. I didn’t like it so much. It didn’t have any funny parts. That’s why I didn’t like it. If it had a lot of funny parts it would be better. There were only ants in this movie. Z was my favorite ant. My favorite part was when they got on that island and Z wrote on a yellow jacket. This movie should be rated PG. I don’t think people should watch Antz.