Once upon a time there was a monster and he was scary. Everybody ran away. He was so scary nobody wanted to see him, so they all moved to New York. Everybody except Anson. He was never ever ever scared. He called all the people and telled them to come back. He went to find the monster all over the world, but he was in New York. So, finally, Anson got to New York. He went and found the monster. He was going to not be scared, but the monster shoots some things that make someone scared power…so that made him get scared. But, it wore off in 10 days. So, on the 11th day, he went and found the bad guy and he beated him up. Then they all lived happy with no monsters ever again. The End.

Happy Times

When I got baptized, I was showing people that I love Jesus. You have to get baptized if you believe in Jesus, that he died on the cross and rose three days later. He sacrificed himself for us. I’m wanting Jesus to be the boss of my life.

On Sunday I had to go to a meeting because if you want to get baptized, you have to go to the meeting. In the class, Pastor Butch picked me up and put me in the chair, then leaned me down to show me how you get baptized.

When church started it was outside. I liked it that day. Pastor Butch picked me up and set me down and there was a little stair that I stepped on. Then, Pastor Butch grabbed my arm and pulled me down. I was glad I got baptized. I was wanting to get baptized a really, really, long time, but dad wouldn’t let me cause I didn’t really know what it meant.

Me and Sarah Lynn had a seed fight…and I won.

Who Will Marry EJ?

Here is EJ.

I want him to have a wife.

Girls should like EJ because:

He plays dodge ball.

He loves Jesus.

He’s fun to play with.

He’s funny.

He’s cool.

He looks like he takes showers.

Well, not always.

I think he will be a good husband because:

He’s cool and funny!

He will work.

Get groceries.

Get gas.

Mow the yard.

Weed the weeds.

I think EJ’s wife needs to be a girl who:

Loves Jesus and is a Christian.

Be a really good mom, like cook and get her kids drinks and get them snacks, change their diapers, give the babies milk, go to church whenever EJ needs her to

Do what the Bible says.

Smells good

Will obey him.

We’re going to put a vote, then write them on the chalk board. Then, we’ll find three that we want, then the people will vote again on one of those girls…then whoever has the most votes wins to be EJ’s wife.

I’m going to be looking around to see which one I would vote for.

Principal for a Day

If I was principal for the day I would let there be a pizza stand and an ice cream stand and a hamburger stand and a McDonalds…and Jack in the Box. I would make all the teachers get a demeriment and no school for the rest of the day. And, you could be naked at the school. And, you could have a food fight, make inventions, like the patty 2000. The Patty 2000 is just something that takes something that’s a toy and makes into real life. And you can make robots. My name if I was a principal would be kakkalakkalakkapoopoo head…and smelly bunny feet. And, you could fill the school half way up with water and you can ride a motor boat, or anything that floats on the water, or at least swim. So, does anyone want me to be their school principal? Done.

Sick

I’ve been really, really, really, really, really, really, really sick.

I had to take a blood test. They put a needle in my arm. It’s called a butterfly needle. They had to stick me two times, and they promised ONE. I didn’t look at my blood because it would make me cry.

Then I had to tee tee in a cup. Some of it got all over dad’s hand! He had to wash his hands. It was funny.

Then I had to go to the emergency room. First it was 105.7. Then, when we got there it was 104 point something. We were scared. Well, I wasn’t. My mom was. She was actually terrified.

When we left, my fever was 102. Lots of people came. Hayden prayed for me. God taked care of me.

The next day, Hayden and Ashton wanted to see me. They gave me lots and lots and lots of love. Dad got me movies and books. The books he bought, and the movies he rented. Hannah brought me a book too! And mom gave me disgusting medicine. Bye, bye people.

Coffee Shops

Last night my dad took me and Lukas to the coffee shop. It was my second time to go. The first time I went to see Matt Graham playing in his band, and Hayden was playing the drums.

Last night, I got two drinks. They were Italian Soda, but different flavors. One was cherry. One was orange. I liked them.

I talked to Mr. Allen, Mrs. Michele, Pastor Butch, Mr. Andy, Mr. Tim and Crystal.

This is what I think about coffee shops…

They have a lot of things that are cool. They have snacks, cookies, drinks, coffee, couches, upstairs, books, adult books, kid books, and money from all different countries.

I think people like going to coffee shops because they can get coffee, can study, do research and like hanging out.

When I get 18 (not 16, because they get into a lot of wrecks) I’m going to drive there and go there every day that’s my day off.