Happy Birthday Biscuits

Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you.
Happy Birthday dear Anson, Happy Birthday to you!

We had birthday biscuits with candles this morning to kick off Anson's 7th year.

Anson says, now that he's 7 he feels faster and smarter.

Now that he's seven, he wants to get a pocket knife (in the works).

And he wants to hunt.

Commander Toad and the Dis-asteroid

This book is about a toad and a dove. A dove is a bird. Yee-haw.

They caught all kinds of sorts of beans...black beans, french beans, green beans, jelly beans, jumping beans, runner beans, string beans, yellow beans...well they just got a lot of weird beans. So, my favorite part is when it said...

The characters in this book are named, Mayor Dove, Commander Toad, Lieutenant Lily, Mr. Hop, Old Doc Peeper. My favorite character is Commander Toad and my other favorite part was when it said, "An apple a day, keeps the doctor away!" That means, if you eat an apple a day, you're healthy, so the doctor doesn't have to do any work that day.

I think people should read this book because it is the funniest book in the whole world...not really, but you should read.

Word to your Old Doc Peeper,

Anson

Anson's Book Review

This book is about toads, monsters, secret agents, disguises...and that was pretty much it. They are looking for Mr. 0071/2 who is Commander's Toad's cousin. He's in a disguise. There are 5 monsters...or four. They have to figure out which one is Mr. 0071/2. They do a little contest. They do a few contests, but the last contest, they know who it is. It's this one with a horn. They know it's him because there were flies in the grass, and the one that eated them would be the one! My favorite character in this book is Commander Toad. I like him because he is so funny.

Anson is Funny!

I appreciate elephants because:

They are so big
They are so nice
I like that they eat peanuts
I like that they shoot water at people
I like that their trunk is a lot like a bazooka
If I had a pet elephant I would only feed it peanuts and I would name him Elephanty.

A Night at the Soupus

Last night we went to the circus, I mean soupus. We took Patrick, Hannah and Joseph. Me and Patrick were just talking about movies. PG13 ones. I want to watch PG13.

When we got there we saw it was in a building! There was no tent! Now what do you call a circus with no tent? It IS a soupus.

A clown turned two ropes into Tide. The same clown acted like he was the strongest person. I got to go up on the stage. We pulled the ropes and we couldn’t do it at first, but then two strong, strong, strong dads came along and pulled. The clown could not take the pressure, so he had to let go. That was my favorite part.

Hannah, Patrick and Joseph acted like they loved it. Mom and dad were laughing.

A soupus is different from a circus because they do not have any animals, pretty much, they don’t have any tight walkers, well, they don’t have pretty much anything a circus has. But it still is super fun. Bye bye all you people.

Operation Get a Patch

Hi Everyone,

I’m in Cub Scouts! I’m so excited! I got my book just yesterday. We get to learn sign language, get patches, you get to collect stuff…well, you just get to do all sorts of neat stuff.

We are doing a fundraiser.

My goal is to fill up my sheet. If I do, I get a patch!

Now, I know this popcorn is really expensive…like I don’t know why someone would pay 50 bucks for popcorn. So, if you want to just buy the cheap popcorn, which is 8 bucks, that’s ok. Here is what I’m selling:

Carmel Corn with Peanuts
11 oz. For $8

15 Pack of Microwave Popcorn Light or Butter
$12

15 Pack of Kettle Corn Microwave Popcorn
$16

Chocolatey Carmel Crunch
24 oz. For $16

Gourmet Carmel Corn with Almonds and Pecans
26 oz. For $17

Cheese Lover’s Delight
(3) 7 oz. Bags for $30

Three Way Tin of Cheddar
(7 oz), Caramel (24 oz) and Chocolate Popcorn (22 oz)
$40

Five Way Chocolate Lover’s Tin
Chocolatey Carmel Crunch (20 oz)
White Chocolate Carmel Crunch (20 oz)
Chocolatey Pretzels (18 oz)
White Chocolatey Pretzels (18 oz)
Chocolatey Peanut Clusters (12 oz)
$50

I need 25 people to order to fill up my form!

PLEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?

You can email my mom if you want to order, or leave your order as a comment on my blog!

If Homey Could Talk

Once upon a time there was a little boy named Anson. The little boy named Anson, had a dog named Homey. Anson had three eyeballs. So, he went to feed his dog, Homey and that’s when he figured out he could talk! Sometimes he would tell him, “Squawk, squawk, squawker, squawk” like a parrot! Squawk, squawk, squawker, squawk means, “How are you doing today and give me some food!” So Anson said, “Did you drink some mutant juice yesterday?” He said, “I only drank some water. What do you think I drank yesterday?” Actually, Anson found out that Homey ate a parrot and that’s why he is talking like a parrot. He has to go to the vet. And, they have to put him to sleep and put their hand all the way through to the stomach and get the parrot. The parrot is really healthy! The End.

Cool Music

I really like this. It's from neopets.com.

Book Report

This book is about Columbus. He set sail to India but when they got there, it wasn’t India! It was really the Bahamas. What I really like about this book is they sailed to India, but they got to the Bahamas. That’s what part I think is funny. Every time you turned the page, there would be words on the top on one page…and the other page would have NO WORDS!! I liked that. I think people should read this because it is really cool and funny. And it rhymes. The End. I get 3 dollars for my 3 book reports!!

Book Review

This book is about baseball cards under the water. This kid is a collector. He collects baseball cards, toys and comics. His friend, Kenneth is a collector too. Kenneth builds a car submarine. They go under the water. They see fish and merkids. Kenneth has this cool place under the water. They go to that place because Kenneth has all this cool stuff under the water in that place. The characters in this book were Kenneth and Roger. My favorite part was when Roger found the 20,000 baseball cards under the sea, and when he got his Corvette. I think other people should read this book because it’s really cool.

Book Review

This story is about guinea pigs. They live in The Natural Pet Shop. They get out. Needleman buys them. Needleman lost them. They were out in the wild with almost nothing to eat. They met a stinky, big fat rat and a squirrel with bucker teeth. I have no idea what the ending was because it said to be continued. The characters in this book were Allen, Leon and Brooks. My favorite part was…I didn’t really get a favorite part. I think other people should read this book because it’s a lot like a comic, just a chapter comic. Bye, bye all you people. And, I’m doing 2 MORE BOOK REPORTS!!!

Tower of Babel?

Once upon a time there was a little boy named Anson. He likes building stuff. One day he built something so big, it was almost as big as the Eiffel Tower. He would go to Mexico to find stuff and it was always something bad. My head gets turned around. It gets squeezed. I have to sit with the bully in school. He always will go to Turkey. So, he built the Eiffel Tower, but he built it so high, he couldn’t get down. His ladder fell down. So, what’s he going to do? Well, good question. This airplane comes and just picks him up. That’s how he gets down. But, his other friend got stuck up. His name was cook-a-lock-a. Cook-a-lock-a-lock-a-poop-a-lock-a. So, the airplane comes and picks up his friend again. So they are both down, and they never went to build something that big ever that big again. The End.